Haiku Politics

Sixteen months should be enough time to let this wait. Shall we start again?

House Republicans unveil budget. Few numbers, but they do have graphs!

Gov. Patrick needs help. Obama pal in trouble. What's up in Boston?

Webb drafts prison bill. Is America willing? Politics are tough.

Paulson will write tome on economic freefall. Title? Oops, My Bad .

New auto bailout will require change from Detroit. POTUS demands it.

Schwarzenegger puts kibosh on Senate rumors. Hasta la vista!

Newt likes Tea Parties and "God-fearing patriots." That, and the limelight

Biden, Speaker chat. Veep predicts budget passage. Speaker smiles and nods

Dean starts health care push, looking for single payer. O should have played nice.

Global currency? China wants to oust dollar. Geithner listening?

"Hijacked from office," Blago takes to radio. Watch out FCC!

AUC, MoveOn pressure Dems, push Prez' budget. Ads "won't hurt, won't help."

"Card check" DOA. White House happy to clear plate. Somewhere, Biden cries.

Missing campaign trail, Barack holds online townhall. Who's ready for '12?

Spitzer to stay put. Ex-Gov's comeback unlikely. Paterson sleeps easy.

Murphy bags Barack. POTUS sends New York e-mail. House special still tight.

Franken nearer still: Coleman says 'no' to Supremes on DC visit.

A convenient truth: Goreacle to write new book. Our Choice due in fall.

Over top the press, POTUS seeks filter-free news: new Bully Pulpit.

Obama's grad speech leaves Notre Dame up in arms. Catholic backlash?

New York Gov. behind in general, primary. Who saw it coming?

More bailout issues: Banks greasing wheels with TARP cash. Worse than bonuses?

Geithner's revamped plan gets big thumbs up from Wall Street. others not as keen

Pennsylvania safe. Senate run not in the cards. Matthews signs new deal.

Chávez calls O names. Sasha and Malia could come up with better.

Barack inks book deal. Who's your favorite writer? Our Author-in-Chief.

Bonuses Dodd's fault. "Sen. Chris Dodd - AIG" reads Chris Dodd's new nameplate

Left-leaning chat room is Washington's hottest club. JList forever!

Boehner joins chorus. Are the wagons circling? Geithner on thin ice.

Florida Rep calls for Geithner's resignation. Are there more to come?

Senate moderates lead by Bayh. Some in hiding. Blue Dogs scared of Prez?

POTUS picks Tar Heels. March Madness grips new White House. Who picks against Prez?

Obama-Palin matchup favors Prez by mile. Early, but telling.

A Senate hearing - farther than Richardson, Gregg. Washington's Gov. Locke

43 plays nice, says "He deserves my silence." An elder statesman?

Whither Washington teamwork to pass Dem budget? White House might play tough.

Being gay not a crime. UN resolution signed . Barack breaks with Bush.

New York House race make-or-break for Michael Steele? Thirteen days to tell.